Fine Macs, you win this round.
Every fixer in the rest of the USA (only 70 in Seattle suckers!) should shut down their computer, take it apart and try this. It's the only way to stay cool. The ONLY way.
A rare glimpse at the device that makes that "wub" sound.
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For some people proper cooling is the more important than anything else. Even being able to properly see the screen.
Because there were no decent laptop coolers on sale at Black Friday.