We all know computers can get a little chilly. What better way to keep them running their best than with a little big of 60s-style shag carpet? You'll be the most popular guy at the LAN party.
Monitor ribbon cables, Y U ALWAYS SUCK? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Only shove it in as hard as you can, then curse the heavens when it hits your shin later. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
The only time when it's acceptable to give a nerd a flower.
To computer parts, this is akin to being fed grapes from a bikini-clad beauty while relaxing in a velour chair.
Messy room? Check.
Box of macaroni? Check.
Laptop overheating due to large amounts of torrents? Check.
Trying a terrible idea to cool down said laptop? Check.
I think it's safe to say he's in college.