1) Cut a hole in the can.
2) Put your junk in that can.
Having caffeine before bed can make getting to sleep a little rough. This is the closest alternative, I suppose.
Just be sure to not run your beer can mini cart over any unsuspecting LEGO figurine pedestrians.
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