I'm never going to complain about the quality of Starbucks again.
Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Turn it into a juicer, then I'll be impressed.
From the submitter:
"When the catch-closure on my spring-loaded coffee maker lid broke with no replacement part available, I simply employed the ol' MacGyver bungee system!"
With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.