"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"
Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.
Hurricanes can be a real headache. Better not have a caffeine headache on top of that!
Coffee maker: 10 dollars. Christmas light timer: 4 dollars. Fresh coffee waiting for you every morning when you wake up: priceless!
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