When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.
Tail light fixed with plastic coffee can
Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
How to cook CupNoodles in a coffee maker
"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"
Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.