When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.
Kludge koffee is far more terrible than it sounds. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"
Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.
With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.