With a bended sippy straw for added badassery.

Turn it into a juicer, then I'll be impressed.

I couldn't help but notice that your mug says "Astute Solutions" on it. Way to live up to your company's namesake!

"The carafe got broken, so we had to use a chopstick to wedge up the little button so the coffee could flow. The coffee must flow!"

Frank Herbert would be proud. I'd hate for you to have to hit up Dunkin Idaho for your morning brew.

Necessity in the mother of invention. So I guess Near-necessity is the weird uncle of invention.

When another inch burns off the ruler, it's ready to go.

~NSHA