From the submitter:
Xbox's remote control requires ridiculously precise aim. I fixed that by gluing a magnifying glass to it.
Well deserved after spending an entire Saturday shopping for Jacuzzis, realize they're damn expensive and coming home to build this.
He's probably sneaking out to visit some bitch. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Hear that? That's the sound of people around the world scooping burnt cheese out of their toaster after attempting this.
The spring is the icing on this kludge cake. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Okay, the true American is to pay someone else to do it. But this is a close second. Happy 4th! ~NSHA