Put your cinder blocks away, those wheels aren't worth anything.

~NSHA

And the scooter was uncomfortable too.

~Not-So-Handy Andy

I think at this point you're better off picking up the ball and throwing it. ~NSHA

He must be taking his break from a job as a chair lift. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

The news never mentions one of the upsides of unemployment: finding ingenious new ways to be lazy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy