Because you haven't put enough effort into your Christmas lights until your family is in danger.
What is it about Christmas tree ornaments that sends cats into destruction mode? It's like they all have big signs on them that say "annihilate me!"
Up on the housetop reindeer pause...
Well, it's mostly a pile of sticks. But still, good to see Charlie Brown is updating his jokes.
Kids, we got you a deer for Christmas. And then we shot it.