From the submitter:
Scanner bracing the Christmas tree up against the wall after one of the base legs broke off. Oh, and the tree skirt is a blanket with snowflakes on it.
Sure glad that Christmas is over; we didn't burn down the house!
(actually a trick - the hole in the ceiling is actually a box that is supported by the top of the tree which was cut flat)
Dammit. You had me going there...