Instead of defying those baseball bat-wielding teens with a mailbox filled with cement, just try and make it way less fun for them.
I wonder if it gets good gas mileage.
No, no, no, that's not a fail. She's just building a chair for an M.C. Escher painting.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Looking through the phone book to find a furniture store? Stop right there, you're already home.