A Metaphor for our Television Addiction

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chain,g rated,Hall of Fame,overkill,remote,security,television,there I fixed it
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From the submitter:

So I get up today and the kids are up before me watching TV. That's fine, it Sunday, got to sleep in, figured I go check my email and puts around online for a few. Later I go into the living room, to turn the TV so I can start watching Game highlights before the Super Bowl, but can not find the remote. I mean I searched everywhere. The usual places... In the couch cushions, under the couch, behind the couch and behind the TV.... nowhere to be found.

A Chain is Only as Strong as...

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funny,chain,there I fixed it
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...whatever that thing is. Hopefully no one has a screwdriver.

Everything Works Better With a Chain

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chain,hold it open,kitchen kludge,oven,stove
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From the submitter:

Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn't stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer. :D

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