And you'll get all the ladies. All of them. But don't be surprised if they have some taped on parts, too.
At least when it catches fire the pot's contents will put out the flames.
I'll have you know, I just had them drawn up yesterday. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
User ranger677 says the faucet broke in the lunch room at work. This was the temp repair until a new counter could be installed.
Have them write and decorate their names on the back of their respective boxes, and then it's off to the movies!