Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
"What can I say? I was feelin' jacked up, so I said 'screw jacking this thing up!'"
His new job might put a strain on his life though.
Or on it...
Just a minor fender bender
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.