Asymmetric Tail-Lights Are All the Rage

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car lights,asymmetric,tail lights,g rated,there I fixed it
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Duct Tape is to Cars What Braces Are to Teeth

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braces,car lights,headlights,teeth,duct tape
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They both squish things around back into shape very slowly.

If Pirate Ships Had Headlights

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car lights,headlights,pirate ship,wood
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Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns

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car fail,car fix,car lights,granite,headlights,rocks
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I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.