Welcome to the Jungle!

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Welcome to the Jungle!
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We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

The iSpoiler

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The iSpoiler
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Drive faster, bro! The summons guy is behind you with Apple's lawsuit papers!

Cling Wrap Fixes Everything

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Cling Wrap Fixes Everything
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He has a giant piece of pizza in the back that he was saving for later.

Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns

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Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns
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I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.

It's a Car of Many Colors

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It's a Car of Many Colors
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It's not an "eyesore," it's a "polychromatic tension headache." Get it right!