Normally just one mustache would make this car manly. This one has 100. Deal with it.

If your theme is "badass," you certainly can't go wrong with chains.

I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.

In the words of Steve Carell, "I hope you have a big trunk, 'cause I'm puttin' my bike in it!"