It's Only Half The Car It Used To Be

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It's Only Half The Car It Used To Be
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I think I might need to see the Carfax on this one.

Oh, He Flew the Coop All Right...

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Oh, He Flew the Coop All Right...
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More like "flew into the coop," really.

Can't Tell if Car or Toolshed

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Can't Tell if Car or Toolshed
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Either way, it makes me want to store my equipment in it. If you know what I mean...

Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns

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Resisting Any "This Fix Rocks" Puns
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I use them too often. Gotta stop taking them for granite.

The Oreomobile

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The Oreomobile
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White in the middle with black on both sides.

"But isn't that navy bl-"

"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"