White in the middle with black on both sides.
"But isn't that navy bl-"
"NOPE SHUT UP, DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!"
At least it's silver tape.
"The rocket on the car, the no parking sign, the roof, the palm tree, expired tags... did I miss any?"
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When the thing you're trying to move is bigger than the car you're trying to move it with, you might run into a few problems!
... and by "problems," I mean "other cars."
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