Things got weird when the officer knocked on the door and asked to see his license and registration.

~NSHA

You went through all that effort and couldn't even put on a little paint on it? Not even Sharpie?. ~NSHA

And they'll scrap whatever they can take from the wreckage. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Or maybe he just decided to go for that racing stripe look. In a very concentrated area. ~Not-So-Handy Andy