Nowadays bumpers are made out of plastic. Consider this a formal request of the auto industry to start making bumpers out of whatever Nokias are made out of... "noki-ite."

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

We've got screws and tape! We've got everything you want, And all of my puns are lame!

So much bump you'd think it was a speakerbox.