Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Keep tourists comfortable on a Chinese Museum seat since... oh... about two weeks ago?
Don't catch fish, just give them tetanus. ~NSHA
For an added touch, you can cover the can with red saran wrap to make people think you're going backwards.
Just kidding, don't do that. Safety first, kids.