From the submitter:
"My genius, Oscar winning, CxO boss (I'm not kidding) using a pair of scissors, tri-pod, and step-ladder to keep a heating duct from making noise."
Nah, it's still more creepy than sad. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
And I get the feeling that it's not supposed to hold AA batteries... but then again I'm not a photgraphometer.
Threat mode disengaged. Proceed through the intersection.