From the submitter:
"My genius, Oscar winning, CxO boss (I'm not kidding) using a pair of scissors, tri-pod, and step-ladder to keep a heating duct from making noise."
There's a new hero in town, thumb-bolted to the bill of the cap via the tripod mount! "Cuz I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind!"
And I get the feeling that it's not supposed to hold AA batteries... but then again I'm not a photgraphometer.
$300 Fig Rig or a $1 piece of 2-by-4. Your choice!
... those cameras look pretty legit. I don't think we should rob this place after all...