From the submitter:
"My genius, Oscar winning, CxO boss (I'm not kidding) using a pair of scissors, tri-pod, and step-ladder to keep a heating duct from making noise."
Well hey, if the shoe fits...
... those cameras look pretty legit. I don't think we should rob this place after all...
1) Take point 'n' shoot camera
2) Apply wide-angle lens
3) Secure with toilet paper tube and tape