Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
Wonder if they still get ESPN.
From the submitter:
"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."
Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.
"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
Right next to the window. ~Not-So-Handy Andy