"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"
I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!
Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!
That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.
Verizon had a couple options here.
A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. br> br>
B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.
They went with option B...