The Internet Broke

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The Internet Broke
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"A backhoe broke the internet...so there, I fixed it!"

I was wondering what that one outage from a few days ago was all about!

Infinite Energy 2.0

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Infinite Energy 2.0
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That troll scientist shows up in the strangest places.

I Fixed the Internet!

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I Fixed the Internet!
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From the submitter:

"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."

Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.

Internet Now Ready!

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Internet Now Ready!
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Tape, energy, cables, so easy... what're you lookin' at? It's working well, that's what matters!

Are You Serious, Verizon?

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Are You Serious, Verizon?
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Verizon had a couple options here.

A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.

They went with option B...