Verizon had a couple options here.
A) Repair the severed, sagging phone line and return it to it's previous height. br> br>
B) Repair line and tie-strap it to rusty old fence.
They went with option B...
Twisted Pair? Check. Unshielded? Super check!
Just like in the game, anyone who is able to jump between the connections deserves it.
Troll science at its finest.
Wonder if they still get ESPN.
From the submitter:
"Dad cut the cable, so we patched it back together."
Freakin' Dad, man. If that IS his real name.