"Bought this car for $300, I finally sold this car when the axle was about to rust out of the frame. I got $300 for it."

Now that's Das Auto! ... Wait, no, that's Volkswagen... You know what, I don't care, it's Das Auto anyway!

Clearly the owner of this car does not learn from their mistakes. The remnants of the first attempt to hold the bumper on with duct tape are clearly visible, yet there is more duct tape holding it on. There's a fine line between persistence and learning from your mistakes, people!

One can observe the high levels of "Aww, screw it" on the front bumper.

"Mmm, it's all right. It could use more America."

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars...

We'll hold up the bumper if we work together! There's no "I" in kludge!