While this is quite effective, the cinder-block ball is not very helpful.
But this one was the best.
Master Mopper. That has a nice wring to it, doesn't it?
You do realize you have a perfectly functional (?) helmet sitting right in front of you. Right?
One leg of the ladder too short? Just get a bucket!
"After giving my old kitchen sink to the recycling guys I realised that my new sink was broken and would take a week to replace. Something had to be done!"