THOSE WERE YOUR CHILDREN!
Said the guy who made this and no one else in the history of forever.
It'll be flatbread whether you like it or not!
Never mind that, here's a fix your feathered friends will fawn over for sure!
This is what you should do if you don't want to stand around holding down the toaster's broken toast lever. I mean really! I've got places to be! Like the fridge and the cupboard...