Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.
Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA
it's made from stuffed the ring toys that babies and toddlers play with.
The Coke bottle made the ultimate sacrifice, because it knew its worth was greater than a 10 cent deposit.