Keeping Up With The Joneses

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Keeping Up With The Joneses
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, and jealousy is a a dish best served satellite.

~NSHA

Has a Nice Ring To It

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Has a Nice Ring To It
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Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA

Bottled Bright Ideas

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Bottled Bright Ideas
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Is it just me, or are there a lot of cars out there with at least one non-functional headlight? We're in the midst of a worldwide headlight deficit, people!