A Piss Poor Substitute

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A Piss Poor Substitute
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It also triples as a health test. If the milk jug starts to melt, please see your doctor.

~NSHA

I Fixed the Fan!

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I Fixed the Fan!
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Once upon a time this fan lost it's rear motor housing, exposing its dangerous electrical intimmers. My dad promised me he would fix it, and he sure did!

Has a Nice Ring To It

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Has a Nice Ring To It
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Despite the ridiculousness of this workaround, I highly doubt the kind of person who stole your doorbell with have any qualms about stealing your crappy rock bottle. ~NSHA