Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.
Argentinian artist Raul Lemesoff constructed a reading tank to spread the word... or words, if you please.
Because that shelf doesn't look very "sound."
Usually I'm against destroying books, but this is just AWESOME. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.