All duck families have an ugly member, even the man-made tourist-trap ones.
It's an SUV, it's a pickup, it's a van, it's a boat. Ladies and gentlemen, the SUVoatanickup!
Whatever it is, it's definitely a hybrid... in the strictest possible definition of "hybrid," that is...
This is the last time I employ Slowpoke as my first mate.
Apart from the gaping hole in the roof, the hurricane greatly improved their sleeping arrangement.