This bus must go to a boarding school...

Always remember, kiddies: lay down your boards at a 45-degree angle!

"Long, long ago, this table was a majestic specimen, useful, and new. However, years of use have rendered it shabby and useless. It was destined to become firewood, but then someone with a large heart (and appreciation for picnic tables) took pity on it. It now serves as a conversation piece."

Was I the only one who read that user's description in David Attenborough's voice?

Egads! Water everywhere! The solution? Slap a piece of plywood on the glass and hope to high heck that it's watertight. The fishies will thank you for it!

Abort mission, abort mission!