Destruction derbies are a lot less fun when motorized vehicles aren't allowed.
Not those creepy twins from The Shining though. No sir, not for them.
You rise above the vulgar morass of this life and take flight with aesthetic beasts of myth and legend. You become... Unicorn Motorcycle Rider.
Back problems in 3... 2... 1...
And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.
Don't make a joke about hot buns, don't make a joke about hot buns....
This rider must have some pretty HOT BUNS.
"We need to start thinking in tandem here."