The King was busy, so this guy showed up.

Fur may be murder, but biking in the cold without gloves is practically suicide.

~NSHA

I can understand taking the headboard but was her robe really necessary?

~NSHA

And stopping to check directions once along your route is far too many times.

~Not-So-Handy-Clearly-Not-A-Smartphone-Owner-Andy

Destruction derbies are a lot less fun when motorized vehicles aren't allowed.

~NSHA

When it gets stolen, look for the angry and shoeless man wandering about in confusion.

~NSHA

It's first test run was not a success.