I'm never complaining about my washing machine again. Okay, except for maybe the fact that it never knits me a sweater while it's running.
Who needs a kickstand when you've got a kegstand built in?
Who needs a key when scissors will do?
Who knows if it will snap and the bicycle will fall apart while you're riding it? Talk about suspensions with suspense!
Fender made out of PBR cans sure cuts down the cost.