Five minutes worth of very light exercise has never been so rewarding.
Brilliant! It's a like a bike that's also a treadmill! Genius! ... Wait, they already invented those? They're called stationary bikes? %@*$@#(@!$!!!!!
What's that? You want to go left? lolnope.
But is it airtight?
If you drink a lot you just might need one.
"When my wife's rear bike fender suffered "plastic fatigue," she put it back together with a hair clip! Gotta admire the can-do spirit."
The hulk's first attempt at bike theft was a complete failure. ~Not-So-Handy Andy