I Added Some '90s to My Bike

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Side effects of riding may include: sore back, sore butt, suddenly becoming 12...

Suck It, Lance Armstrong

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In a hurry? Late to work because your alarm clock went Benedict Arnold on you and decided not to ring this morning? Then take a page out of Romanian teenager Raul Oaida's book and wire a self-made jet engine to your bicycle! On his first test run, Oaida was able to reach a top speed of 26 MPH. Just think, no more running into work or class and having to recite a litany of sorries to everyone gawking at your tardy ass. Oh the humiliation!

Dexter Gets His License Suspended

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It might not be as discreet, but at least he's getting some exercise.

~NSHA

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