Suck It, Lance Armstrong

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In a hurry? Late to work because your alarm clock went Benedict Arnold on you and decided not to ring this morning? Then take a page out of Romanian teenager Raul Oaida's book and wire a self-made jet engine to your bicycle! On his first test run, Oaida was able to reach a top speed of 26 MPH. Just think, no more running into work or class and having to recite a litany of sorries to everyone gawking at your tardy ass. Oh the humiliation!

This Bicycle Idea Is Going Nowhere

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"We need to think up a new plan, because right now, we're just spinning our wheels."

Is This What Happens At Spin Class?

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Because if it is, I want to start joining my (imaginary) girlfriend. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

That's Gotta Feel Nice

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Just add 99 more and you have an off-road bike. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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