With the sacred tarp-mumu of ancient Lapland, the wearer traditionally wears naught but a mankini underneath. Let's be glad the times have changed.
Submitter MarchNero says: Whenever I'd go biking in jeans, my pant leg would always get caught in between the gear and the chain. To fix it, I simply taped a cardboard circle to the pedal. Works like a charm.
Fun Fact: No-So-Handy Andy was also born on the year of the Dragon.
"Copy that, Bicycle, you're clear for takeoff on runway two-niner."
I'd gladly stake my life on it.