To detect the awful beer you're currently drinking and deposit it into the nearest trash can.
Who needs a kickstand when you've got a kegstand built in?
And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Putting a bird on it is so January. Want whatever juices are inside? Just add a tap and screw!
This is what happens when you come home, have a few beers, and find out your USB memory housing has been broken!