If only that were a Coors can, you'd know exactly when not to get in the shower.
Walking down a street in post Katrina New Orleans, I saw this feeble attempt at support.
You're clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces... err... 16 degrees to the northeast.
Rolling Rock? I'm more of a Point Special man, myself. But different strokes.
~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
Just be sure to not run your beer can mini cart over any unsuspecting LEGO figurine pedestrians.