Awww come one, you're one propane tank away from rocking the triple-powered grill. Don't let Hank Hill down.
Burning cardboard? Pieces of fence? Cinder blocks?
We could take a lesson from you, good sir.
Close the window! You're letting out all the carbon monoxide. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Excuse me, I believe it specifically states not to use the top step. Please expand your barbecue and try again.