Just in case you worry about the adapter becoming too hot.

Now it has a 36 hour battery!

Computer battery broken? No problem! Just weld on a 12V boat battery. 70 pounds is a bit much for a "portable computer," but it's better than no computer at all!

From the submitter: "If it was only this easy to change A's to D's on women..."

I'm not going to touch that one... no, I mean I'd touch THOSE ones but not... well y'know... I mean the... ugh, never mind.

Actually I think it'd be best to store your groceries UNDER the seat.

Charges your phone's battery to 100 percent in 0.7 seconds!