From the submitter: "If it was only this easy to change A's to D's on women..."
I'm not going to touch that one... no, I mean I'd touch THOSE ones but not... well y'know... I mean the... ugh, never mind.
Submitter ariled says their kitchen scale's button cell ran out of power and they didn't have another one. Luckily they had two AA batteries, some wire, and duct tape.
Submitter gsimon was in a hotel room with no phone charger. A data cable, a paper clip, a key, and the batteries from the keyboard of the set-top box combined to make a fine substitute.
Meh, fixes like this are a dime a dozen.
It falls a bit short in the "stealth" department, but you can't have your cake and eat it too, so shut up.