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~Not-"Not-So-Handy Andy" Jack
I don't know which is better: the fact that building maintenance color-coordinated the tape with the soap, or that they neglected to put the soap back in the dispenser (it's in the bag in the corner).
In his later years, Superman needed a few upgrades to his changing location.